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To unlock the April Fool's 2017 routes, it will cost you 60 Hourglasses.
"Mystic Messenger April Fool's DLC :: title"
- 3 Endings Endings: TBA
- Full Voiced
- Special Ringtones
- 23 new images
- New BGM
Okay, the way this walkthrough works is a bit different than our usual setup. Since there are several days and multiple chats, we are using scrollboxes to organize the walkthrough. Simply find the day you are on, then scroll within that day's scrollbox to find the correct chat (they are labeled by time/chat title) and the answers should be marked if they offer hearts to any of the characters or do not offer them at all. If you have any questions, feel free to ask!
April Fool's Day 1 [Chats 00:00 - 10:00]
0:00 - Today is...
Includes: MC (you), Zen, 707
Hi, Zen! It's a beautiful night. (no hearts)
You're still up.
Today is April Fool's Day!
Hmm? What's up with you?
Today's your birthday! [Zen]
Maybe they're preparing some April Fool's prank for your birthday? (no hearts)
Maybe they just don't care.... lol
I want to see everyone else T_T
Happy birthday, Zen! [Zen]
Do those things even matter? Let's just be simple about this. lol
I must prep a fun prank too.
I want to wish you a happy birthday seriously. (no hearts)
What did he say? (no hearts)
I want to be the first one to call you this year!
STRAAAAWBOARD!! (no hearts)
What's P Roulette?
I can't believe it's already the third one T_T (no hearts)
What is the gift? (no hearts)
So jealous T_T I wanted to win too...
oh oh cardboard oh oh 
1 ton of cardboard? What would you use that for....
P Roulette will take care of the winner's future plans for you even if you don't want it~~!
There are that many different types of cardboard? (no hearts)
Don't tell me that cardboard set is his real gift?
What an eco-friendly gift. I can see how much Seven cares about you! 
You just want to mess with Zen.
Of course he's not sending 1 ton of cardboard, haha. I'm sure he's joking. (no hearts)
Think about what it's likeo n the receiving end, Seven... [Zen]
I'm sure Seven thought about this long and hard....
I just want to share everything good in this world with you guys! 
There's something better for birthday gifts... like a cake...
Do you know the hidden truth behind cardboard curves?!
I like origami paper better. Don't really like cardboards lol (no hearts)
I feel the company is compensating you with something....
Is that what... cardboards smell like? (no hearts)
Wow, a luxurious cruise!
Seven, I can see your hand holding up the paper boat. [Zen]
Yeah lol The photo looks a little strange... (no hearts)
What do you feel about photos like that?
I-I see it! I see the awesome cruise trip! I can see it!
I don't see it. (no hearts)
I don't need them.
Hmph... Be more considerate of me, okay? (no hearts)
Soul of cardboards...
Heart of cardboards;;; (no hearts)
How long do you have to wait for the delivery? (no hearts)
Omg... You didn't really do it, did you?
Send us a photo when you get it.
Nah~ I'm sure it's something else, haha. (no hearts)
It's still a gift. Please don't call it trash!
If you are, please send it in a recycle bag. [Zen]
I think it will be a huge fire hazard. (no hearts)
Wow~ if it's a cardboard house, ,the furniture must be made of cardboard too!
Seven's not running away, is he? (no hearts)
OMG! Go dry yourself in the sun!
I like the cardboard thing. It's cute. lol
What was it like last year? (no hearts)
Zen, look forward to what's to come today! ^^ [Zen]
You never know when the cardboard will arrive!
Promise me that you'll go to bed as soon as you finish sweeping~
Receive a call from: Zen
Who May P/U After Chat: Yoosung, Zen, and Jumin
3:29 - Zen's Birthday
Includes: MC (you), Zen, Jaehee, Yoosung
Hello, Jaehee. [Jaehee]
He was kind of harsh to Seven...
Seven's prank was kind of out of the line, so I understand Zen. (no hearts)
dkljge... What does that mean?
Zen, what are you doing? lolol (no hearts)
I'm sorry we woke you up. Are you okay? (no hearts)
Maybe Seven's cuteness go to you lol
I'm a night owl, so all's good. (no hearts)
I'm just gonna stay here a bit longer.
Happy birthday~ ^^ (no hearts)
Where's the gift?
You should go home if you're not feeling well.... T_T
Jaehee, you should take care of your fever first. [Jaehee]
It might not be a typo. My feelings for you are 200 degrees.
Jaehee, you usually don't make typos. Are you okay? T_T [Jaehee]
Is anything going on at LOLOL for April Fool's Day?
Yoosung, shouldn't Zen be more important than your game? (no hearts)
Why, I thought it was nice. lol (no hearts)
It's not gonna happen for anyone. Let's give up.
Don't be lonely everyone. I'm here!
Zen has me, so he's an exception ^^ [Zen]
What a globally cultured prank. It's something only Seven can do, haha. 
Just imagining messages I can't understand scares me..
That's a little rude considering Zen's allergy;;;
That would be so cute! [Yoosung]
But it only comes once a year. I'd be disappointed if nothing happens. (no hearts)
Yeah, doing weird things to the messenger doesn't really do much..
It's his birthday. He should get a beer lol (no hearts)
I feel like Zen would want water that's 40 degrees.
I'll just put up your face on the screen and put a cake in front of it ^^
I want to eat an omelette, Yoosung.
I'd love to cook for your birthday, Zen ^^ [Zen]
Are you hanging out with your guild members?
Omg, Yoosung. They caught us dating! [Yoosung]
Aren't eggs pretty much all the same....? (no hearts)
Fried eggs are lighter than omelettes.
Don't ignore omelettes... T_T
They look like they're so ready to eat in the photo.
Yeah... The photo isn't like it used to be. (no hearts)
Filter... I suppose you can think that, Zen.
So that he can eat a lot and be super energetic? (no hearts)
You have to build a proper foundation to win the guild match.
I hope everything goes well, Yoosung ^^ (no hearts)
When you sleep.
After I see Jaehee leave. [Jaehee]
Did the dimension doors open up? (no hearts)
Is something wrong?
Maybe it's the delivery Seven sent? lolol
Who could it be at this hour?
I did. [Zen]
I'm just kidding, haha.
I wish I could be there... (no hearts)
No way, haha;;;
Cardboard!★Fast Delivery!★Same day quick delivery service! 
If it's cardboards, send us a photo, haha.
I think you should go check. (no hearts)
Keep an eye on your temperature, and be safe! [Jaehee]
Enjoy your cardboard~! (no hearts)
I'll get going too.
You're back lol (no hearts)
Visual Novel can be viewed after this chat!
7:07 - Can't Leave!
Includes: MC (you), Zen, Jumin Han
Zen, stop it. It's getting annoying...
What's wrong? (no hearts)
Mine's fine. Maybe yours is just acting weird? [Zen]
Everything's the same.
What do you want as your gift? (no hearts)
You just have to be the grown up here and understand, Zen, haha.
A newly released game. [Yoosung]
An unforgettable night. (no heart)
A giant body pillow of my bae character.
I guess he wanted to be first. (no hearts)
So that's why the doorbell rang. Congratulations~
I wanted to be the first one.... (no hearts)
Just say thanks if you're thankful lol
I'm jealous. I want to get a gift from him...
I'm sure they are all wishing you a happy birthday inside their minds.
Isn't Jumin always better though? (no hearts)
Speak of the devil!
I love how you're always the dad who tries too hard to be cool, Jumin lolol [Jumin]
You really put a lot of thought to it. How nice of you, Jumin. ^^ (no hearts)
I want to taste the cereal Jumin sent you.
If Jumin sent it, I'm sure it's something helpful for you, Zen... [Jumin]
What was the gift?
So what if you don't like books? You're charming in your own way, Zen.
You're so generous to consider the recipient's feelings too, Jumin. [Jumin]
That doesn't sound very appetizing.
Be more specific, Zen. (no hearts)
It sounds like Zen's a lab rat....
No way. I'm sure Jumin took care of all that beforehand. [Jumin]
Cat food for his birthday? T_T I think this is way out of line. [Zen]
So the gift was cat food. Nice choice!
And he's back...
It must be a very difficult R&D process....
Zen... it's okay. [Zen]
Cat food. (no hearts)
Zen... I think you should be cautious of whatever Jumin gives you now.
Perhaps just the thought is enough ^^ (no hearts)
I'm curious what Seven's brain looks like.
lolololol funny joke
Wow... you really know waht quality is. (no hearts)
You don't eat leftovers, but you eat cat food? (no hearts)
I'm sorry your birthday is on April Fool's Day T_T
Zen, you should just give up and finish it T_T
Good bye, Jumin. (no hearts)
You don't intend to collect the cat food back...?
Zen T_T Go rinse your mouth at least. [Zen]
To be honest, it's kind of funny that he sent cat food lolol
Cheer up, Zen. At least it's good for your body lol
I really wan to give you a proper gift! [Zen]
Okay, bye Zen...
I hope you feel better soon, Zen. (no hearts)
10:26 - 707, The Cardboard Ambassador
Includes: MC (you), Zen, 707, Yoosung
Zen, I think that bug is still there lololololol (no hearts)
I'm so glad you're here whenever I come. [Zen]
Summoning God Seven! 
Seven, if you're there, please say something....
You need to be more polite.
No. (no hearts)
Cancellation alert. [Zen]
You should just focus on one and do it properly... [Zen]
Our might hero! God Seven! 
I can do it... <3 in star shapes *star*
What do you mean cut your fingers? Just do it; [Zen]
What are we gonna do about Seven? T_T does it hurt? 
Anyways, as long as your fingers are apart now, lol.
...What's up with him? [Zen]
You're so cute, Seven!! > <
He could have sent you something other than cardboard.
Wow, a helicopter? You're so cool, Seven!!
Didn't you say it's cash on delivery? (no hearts)
It's a critical part of his responsibility. See Article 3-12 of the ambassador contract.
You have the right to refuse the delivery.... (no hearts)
Hello, omelette boy! [Yoosung]
Zen, go and erase your memories. (no hearts)
If you try it one more time... it might actually taste better, haha.
I think it was just a prank rather than a gift ^^;; (no hearts)
Yeah, be grateful!
I respect your taste, Seven.
I'll pretend I never heard that. (no hearts)
I want to see Jumin go hysteric.
What's corrugating medium?
Jumin's just not that into you, Seven. (no hearts)
I'll look inside and let you know. lol Bring me a pair of scissors please.
This conversation is going to some strange places. (no hearts)
I kind of like all these April Fool's pranks.
I wish I could congratulate you in person... I suppose it can't happen thought. [Zen]
T_T I'm genuinely happy that is's your birthday.
Nice lol [Yoosung]
I want to eat an omelette made of two egg yolks!
Cardboard plate... this is pretty lame too....
I can make you an omelette if you come over to my apartment, Zen. [Zen]
I wish I could cook you something for your birthday... I'm sad I can't.
Omg angles are everything though T_T (no hearts)
Shouldn't you go to the hospital!?
How is he going to tape himself when all his figers are stuck together...? (no hearts)
He'll take care of it.
He should go to the hospital.
Let's just leave him be for now~ (no hearts)
I'm still worried....
Enjoy the omelette, Zen. (no hearts)
I want to taste Yoosung's omelette too.
What are you talking about? Zen has me. [Zen]
I'll congratulate you on your birthday, Yoosung!